ArchiveDecember 2012

Classified Numbers

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I could careless if I get blood draw. Knock my knees all you want, I know my reflexes are decent. The one thing I cannot stand during a physical check-up, is when they ask me to get on the scale. Alright, let’s be honest here. The best time to weigh yourself is in the morning (before you eat anything). The best way to weigh yourself is naked (clothes put on weight). When you go to the...

The Townhouse

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The house had an inventory of visitors. Visitors were not considered guests until every house resident (Katelyn, Jodie and Pam) knew them by name or address. Once visitors left – after dinner parties or movie marathons – the residents would discuss the inventory and establish mutual acquaintances: “Lisa moved here last week, right? I saw her at Starbucks yesterday,” said...

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